Archive for the ‘Mild Porn’ Category

Oops!…She Did it Again!

December 28, 2006

Not Britney this time.

It’s MISS NEVADA!

Once again, sucking on a teat…that of a brunette girlfriend, true to form. Katie Rees issued a statement after the first set of incriminating photos surfaced stating that the photos were “an isolated incident.” Maybe not so much. These pics were taken in a different location than the first set, and on a different date. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, Katie. The guys (and girls) looking on appear to be enjoying it quite a bit. Since this whole beauty queen thing isn’t working out for you, Kates, maybe you should try your hand at porn queen. You seem to come with plenty of experience.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! THE PICS OF MISS NEVADA ARE BACK!!!

December 26, 2006


She’s the one in red. TMZ ran them today, so I suppose they’re fair game again (yes, Chris, I’ll pull them again if you’d like). There are about a million more here. Consider this a Christmas gift from The Evil Beet (and Splash News) to you.

Um…There Were More Britney Crotch Shots…

November 28, 2006

Sorry for the vaginas on the front page, but, um, wow. Just wow. HEL-LO VAGINA!

Update: Pictures censored now. Click on the photos for the uncensored version.

The Happiest Porn You Will Ever See

November 24, 2006

I don’t really understand what this is advertising…It looks like a mix of “do you want a little sucky sucky?” and some Saturday morning kids TV show? The Japanese are funny, that is all I know.

HOORAY PORN!!!

November 17, 2006

We’ve got a lot of good stuff for you today, kids:

The Mischa Barton nude scene video.

Paris Hilton’s breast.

And what week would be complete without Lindsay Lohan’s vagina?

Don’t say I don’t love you guys.

Kim Cattrall is Dating Herself

November 10, 2006

Because no woman in this city under age 40 has that much pubic hair. It’s just not how we roll in Hell-Ay.

Check it out (uncensored).

(Yeah, I’m not running porn on the front page anymore. At least not this week. Damn the man.)

Happy Slow News Week to You, Too!

November 3, 2006

Slowest. News week. Ever. So, celeb gossip bloggers have taken to their favorite slow-news-week activity: posting outtakes and best-takes from celeb photo shoots. Check out some of my favorites, and pray that someone finally snaps that pic of Paris Hilton doing what she does best in the bathroom at Hyde next week.

Shakira at the Latin Grammys [Teddy and Moo]

Kristen Bell in Giant magazine. [HGW]

Paris Hilton in Seventeen. [MollyGood]

Celeb candids [celebrity nation]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony at a Latin Recording Academy event. [YBNBY]

Brangelina and Maddox in India. [Hollyscoop]

Grey
‘s star Ellen Pompeo on Friends, Kate Walsh by Roberto D’Este [HGW, more]

And, finally, a celeb nipple slip compilation video. [Celebrity Pictorials]

The Ultimate iPod Accessory

October 29, 2006


Christmas is right around the corner. But why wait? Get one of these for your loved ones today. After all, Kevin Federline’s album comes out on Tuesday.

[Thanks to Just *dot* Christina for the tip. Er, I mean, for the heads-up. Shit. No. Thanks for the penis. Wait. Grr.]

Gonna Catch You Ridin’ Dirty

October 29, 2006

I don’t know if she is naked. I don’t know if they are doin’ something nasty. Use your imagination.

Thanks [Mclady Celebrities] for the hot pics. There are more where that came from…

Kate Moss Topless and Dancing

October 28, 2006

While you all are hard at work solving my movie puzzle, you might want to take a short break to relax, have a cup of coffee, and check out Kate Moss topless and dancing. It’s mesmerizing, really.


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