Trump Says "You’re Fired" to Carolyn Kepcher

Donald Trump has fired his longtime Apprentice sidekick, Carolyn Kepcher, on the grounds that the fame associated with The Apprentice had gone to her head, and she was no longer focused on business matters. Instead, Kepcher was spending her time “giving speeches…and doing endorsements.” The straw that broke the camel’s back? As a 36-year-old woman managing several key aspects of the multi-billion-dollar Trump industry, she had the nerve to write a book about how to succeed in business.

Yes, Mr. Trump, it truly is a disgrace when those who fancy themselves captains of industry seem more interested in devoting their efforts toward promoting their own fame and scoring endorsement deals.

Next thing you know that fame-hungry whore’ll come out with her own perfume line.

Kepcher will be replaced by Trump spawn Ivanka, whose teen modeling career and two years of undergraduate education at Wharton more than qualify her as a business genius.

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One Response to “Trump Says "You’re Fired" to Carolyn Kepcher”

  1. Steffenie Says:

    I guess that the replacement is not a big surprise–
    “…she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”” –The Donald

    Ick.

    But, I do agree that it was Carolyn’s time to go.

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