Happy Morning! It Doesn’t Have to be September 11 Again for a Full Year!

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HELLO SEPTEMBER 12.

I love you.

  • I think our nation’s club owners have figured out that turning away Paris Hilton is a surefire way to get their club’s name in all the papers. I’m totally okay with that, Rose Bar at Ian Schrager’s Gramercy Park Hotel.
  • I don’t know at what point Tom Cruise stopped being hot, but it totally happened.
  • Britney Spears got that baby out, a healthy baby boy born just before 2 am on September 12. After cutting the umbilical cord, the doctors pierced the baby’s ear and tattooed his upper arm.
  • I don’t know if the bigger news is that Jude and Sienna are dating again, or that Us Weekly’s blog totally said “f-buddies.”
  • Justin Timberlake’s avant-garde masterpiece, FutureSex/LoveSounds, drops today. You know you’ve really pushed the boundaries of contemporary soundscape when the whole album is available on MTV’s The Leak.
  • Eva Longoria takes a pre-emptive strike against her imminent irrelevance; it’s not that she won’t have options after Desperate Housewives runs its threadbare course, it’s just that she doesn’t want to do any of them.

One Response to “Happy Morning! It Doesn’t Have to be September 11 Again for a Full Year!”

  1. Streisand_Disciple Says:

    The Tom Cruise thing really shouldn’t shock you. There’s a point in every gay actor’s life when he reaches the tipping point between point between Rock Hudson and Ian McKellen. George Takei leapt that gorge at 25.

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