Howard K. Stern is the Father of Anna Nicole’s Baby

This story gets more intriguing by the minute.

On Tuesday night, an obviously distressed Howard K. Stern appeared on Larry King Live to announce that he and Anna Nicole Smith have been in a relationship for “a very long time,” and that he is the father of her new baby girl, Hannah.

I think on some level I kind of knew this already, but still, it’s crazy to watch the video. We forget that these are very real people. This has been a truly horrific month for HKS and Anna, and it’s written all over his face in this interview. I feel terrible for him.

Update: I just realized something. If your names were Howard and Anna, and you wanted to name your kid a combination of the two, Jamie-Lynn Spears-style, what would you name it? Probably Hannah.

UpdateUpdate: Apparently the kid’s name is now Danilynne, which has something to do with “Daniel” and the fact that Anna Nicole’s real name is Vicky Lynn.

UpdateUpdateUpdate: Larry Birkhead is such a fucked up cocksucker.

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2 Responses to “Howard K. Stern is the Father of Anna Nicole’s Baby”

  1. Brian Says:

    Even with the ‘K’, I still did a double take and was like, “Howard Stern?!”

  2. ilr Says:

    I WONDER WHY EVERYONE IS SO INVOLVED IN ANNA DEATH AND HOWARDS AND ANNA BABY.NO ONE EVER CARED FOR ANNA OR HOWARD NOW THAT SHES GONE EVERYONE EXCEPT HOWARD AND THERE
    CLOSES FRIENDS EVERYONE INCLUDING YOU DEAREST MOTHER AND XBOYFRIEND REMEMBER XBOYFFIEND ARE ONLY AFTER HER MONEY YOU ALL NEED TO BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF THE LAW IS OT STUPID THEY DIDNT GO STUDY SO MANY YEARS TO SEE WRIGHT THROUGH YOU IDIOTS LEAVE HOWARD ALONE THIS IS WHAT ANNA WANTED HE’S THE ONLY ONE GIVING HER WHAT SHE ALWAYS WANTED HOWARD DONT LET THEM KILL YOU PRAY TO GOD FOR HIS STRENGHT BECAUSE YOUR GONNA NEED IT PRAY,PRAY,PRAY EVERYONE IS AFTER YOU BUT ANNA IS WITH YOU AND THE BABY./GOD.BLESS HOPE YOU GET THIS MESSAGE HOWARD./ILR.

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