Catching Up: Luckily Nothing Happened Today Except that Anna Nicole Wedding Thing

  • Avril Lavigne spits at photogs at her 8th 22nd birthday celebration.
  • Ivanka Trump may be the new face of Tiffany & Co.
  • Jessica Simpson is not in a very good mood lately. [The link also includes a video of Ashlee performing — to rave reviews — in Chicago…possibly a source of big sis’ jealousy…er…grumpiness?]
  • Is Arizona the new Hollywood? Because I can assure you that Janet Napolitano was at no point Miss Universe.
  • Hey, Jenny McCarthy, we can handle pictures of you sitting on the toilet, we can stomach the fart jokes, and we’re okay with all the very grossest details of pregnancy, but do you really have to talk about sex with Jim Carrey?
  • Yom Kippur is fast approaching, and you can stop kidding yourself. You may be taking the day off, but you are sooo not going to be in temple, unless you consider the matinee of Jackass: Number Two your religious headquarters. So, call Stephen Colbert at 1-800-OOPS-JEW, and atone for your sins, heathen.
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One Response to “Catching Up: Luckily Nothing Happened Today Except that Anna Nicole Wedding Thing”

  1. Streisand_Disciple Says:

    I’m glad you’re keeping a nice, alphabatized list of the famous folks you’ve wronged right there on the side of the blog.

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