Nick Carter Cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson


Ugh.

Please, people, for the love of all that’s holy, watch House of Carters. Because he’s not going to stop until you do. And if we have to find out that he made a sex tape involving mice in condoms and Liza Minnelli, no one wins.

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One Response to “Nick Carter Cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson”

  1. Streisand_Disciple Says:

    If he’s really desperate, he might consider changing the show title. “House of Carters”? It sounds like it belongs on the syllabus between “Little Dorrit” and “The Mill on the Floss.”

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