Ellen Pompeo Old, Engaged

According to Us Weekly, Ellen Pompeo, thirty-fucking-seven, recently got engaged to her boyfriend of three years, music producer Chris Ivery, 106. The couple met in a grocery store. I’m actually pretty sure they’ve been together way more than three years, but have been on-and-off for a lot of that time. I can’t imagine why. Maybe it’s the fact that he’s a gross-looking McFelon who she met while she was a waitress. Either way, I suppose we wish them luck. Or at least regular meals.

3 Responses to “Ellen Pompeo Old, Engaged”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    ooh, *burn* I’m thirty-fucking-seven, but I try to take better care of myself by getting enough calories. Anyway, if she’s so concerned about her public image, then why did she stay involved with him? Eh, I can never figure these celebs out.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    As near as I can tell the only thing funny looking about him is that he’s a non-White person. I think he’s quite handsome. And no women aren’t just breeders who have to decide to settle down at because their biological clock is ticking?

    Did you crawl out from under a mouldy rock in a midwestern, or southern rec room somewhere?something?

  3. Anonymous Says:

    FFS, he’s black. Nothing says I’m a low-rent white trash whore like white chicks with apes. Nasty, just nasty. Stamp a “Tainted Meat” tattoo across her forehead and be done with it.

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