Justin Guarini has cut his hair. And, for the first time in the history of the world, the mere sight of him doesn’t make me want to vomit all over myself. Apparently he’s filming a movie and doing annoying interviews and stuff, all of which still brings on the up-chucks. However, the hair? Is okay with me now. He doesn’t look half bad. So, JGuars, you’ve won this one. This brings the current score in the Justin Guarini Sucks War to JGuars, 1, Evil Beet staff, 57. At least it won’t be a shut-out.


2 Responses to “OMFG STOP THE PRESSES!!!!”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Ah, but you see, we Jguars don’t lower ourselves to engage in “wars” with morons.

    So we win. Deal wit’ it.

    Oh! and thanks for showing the J love! :):):) We know he’s really your guilty pleasurrrre.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Justin didn’t actually cut his hair.
    That is a wig they used when he filmed his new movie Fast Girl.
    We tnink he looks great and it really brings out his beautiful eyes.
    The gorgeous curls are still with us.
    I really dont understand your urge to vomit upon seeing gorgeous mega talented and super sweet guys, but please take some maalox, watch Justin’s recent concert performances on You Tube and try to relax.
    Justin has also been hosting shows on ManiaTv this week and he sang at the reknown Bright Hope Church service in Philly last week . He also filmed two pubic service safe driving spots and his fans are busy donating funds in his honor for Christmas to the servicemen and women in Iraq
    Id say you and your staff should do a recount.

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