Anna Nicole Ordered to Take Paternity Test

On her baby, of course, although I’d also be interested in a scientific analysis of where the hell this woman comes from. The LA Superior Court ordered Anna and her three-month-old daughter to come to Los Angeles for paternity testing, at the request of her former sugar daddy, Larry Birkhead, who claims the child is his. Batshit Anna, as you’ll recall, claims the baby daddy is Howard K. Stern, her longtime lawyer and recent “husband.” Frankly, I don’t really care who the baby’s daddy is — it’s a good story either way — but if someone could step up to the plate and claim he’s the father of Suri Cruise, just so we could get those paternity tests run, I’d be a really happy blogger.


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