50 Cent in The Condom Biz


Yahoo (slogan “we’re a giant monolith are you’re not”) broke the news today that alleged rapper 50 (or fiddy) Cent will be gracing our johnsons with the latest in rapper latex technology.

He stated:

“As opposed to being part of a safe-sex campaign, I’m going to make condoms and donate a part of the proceeds to HIV awareness.”

Well, it seems to me that if you make condoms you’re sort of in a safe sex campaign by default, as the usage of your product would constitute the very thing you say you’re not a part of. However, I respect an artist’s right to be mysterious and vague while chasing dollars. Maybe he means that instead of going door to door looking for kids having unprotected sex he’s simply going to sell condoms straight up and cut out the evangelical middle man.

One thing though; when was the last 50 Cent hit? It seems like he’s more known for hating Oprah than anything else. I guess, God willing, we can still find him in the club, bottle full of bub(bly).

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