No, no. Not Britney Spears. Don’t worry, boys. She’ll be unwed for at least another couple of months. You can breathe again.
I’m talking about the stunning Aishwarya Rai, who got engaged this weekend to fellow Bollywood star Abhishek Bachchan.
Rai is a former Miss World, a huge film star in India, and is often spoken of as the most beautiful woman in the world.
Bachchan is also a Bollywood star, and was briefly engaged to Karisma Kapoor, whose name makes her sound like a Bollywood porn star, but who is apparently just a normal Bollywood actress.
The wedding may take place as early as next month.