Janice Dickinson Rocks

The former ANTM judge and owner of the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency weighs in on the “skinny model” debate:

“I’m dying to find kids who are too thin. I’ve got 42 models in my agency and I’m trying to get them to lose weight. In fact, I wish they’d come down with some anorexia.” When you laugh at such politically incorrect statements, Dickinson yells back, “I’m not kidding. I’m running into a bunch of fat-assed, lazy little bitches who don’t know how to do the stairs or get their butts into the gym … Models are supposed to be thin. They’re not supposed to eat. In fact, I’m not going to eat for the rest of the day because we had this conversation.”

As awful as it is, I often agree with Janice, and I’m glad they still make folks like her. I know, I know. I’m a horrible person, and I’ve come to terms with that, but has anyone else noticed that bigger models just don’t carry the clothes as well as the ultra-skinny ones? And I’m not talking plus-size models, I’m talking girls with, like, a BMI of 20. It just doesn’t look as hot as some BMI 17 chick waltzing down the catwalk. There’s a reason models are ridiculously thin! It looks glamorous and unattainable and otherworldly! It makes you want to buy the clothes! I don’t think ultra-thin is very sexy off the catwalk, but anyone who thinks an average normal-weight girl is going to sell a dress as well as a super-skinny girl is just fucking wrong. Sorry.

In closing, here’s a very funny sign someone posted in front of CBS Studios (where Tyra Banks films her talk show). Let the hate mail roll in. Because if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that if anyone has more rabid fans than Justin Guarini, it’s Tyra.

8 Responses to “Janice Dickinson Rocks”

  1. Carmel Says:

    I somewhat see your point but you’re still a shallow fuck Evil. Times are changing and nobody wants to buy clothes that they can’t realistically see anyone actually wear in public.

    But who am I to judge, after all I am a jeans and t-shirt kinda girl.

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Janice Dickinson is gorgeous and her style is tremendous (though not in a fat way). Beyond that, she’s hilarious. What’s not to love about this goddess? I wish she were my grandma.

  3. SarahsMama Says:

    Janice is a bitch because she doesn’t eat. Put a little food in that tummy and she would be sweet as pie.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    janice dickinson is an old hag

  5. Rosie Says:

    I cannot stand that woman. Everytime I see her I her lips have gained weight. LOL.

  6. cgfbh Says:

    i wish i had a gay friend

  7. Bruce Grumney Says:

    Personally, I Love her in your face style. Yes, of course she can be a little harsh, so the truth hurts, duh……….I don’t feel she does it to simply hurt someone, just old enough to say “Fuck you and the horse you road in on!” When others start paying her bills, than maybe she would want to keep her thoughts to herself, until then, like myself, ask, and I’m going to give you my thoughs, not to hurt you, but to simply say what I know about, and if I don’t about what your asking, I’ll tell you I don’t know shit about that……That’s all ! And hey…..everyone should do what ever they want to feel good about themselves, if she is happy with herself when she says hello in her mirror, who is anyone else to say otherwise, you have a right to your thoughts and feelings, and if she asked, of course tell her as she will you……..What’s wrong with that? At 58, I try to be real, just like her, don’t ask, and I won’t say a thing………And until you start paying my bills, I could give a rat’s ass what you think about me and what I may do or not do…………..I think she is real, wonderfully attractive, and full of spirit, as well as very truthful….and I would guess a great friend when she is a friend…name a few more important qualities you look for in any person……..go ahead, I’ll wait…………Ummmmmm

  8. Julina Says:

    Janice rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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