Fun Facts About Kim Kardashian

Want to learn some things about America’s Newest Porn star?
Here are are some fun facts about Kim Kardashian.

*She has been married before to Damon Thomas.

*She is of Armenian and Iranian decent.

*Of COURSE she has a MySpace. Of course it also has a large amount of sexually suggestive photos.

*She is related to Brody Jenner (ex boyfriend of essentially every “it” girl in Hollywood)

*To explain the above. Her step-dad is Olympic Games gold medalist Bruce Jenner. She has nine brothers and sisters: three full siblings, two half-sisters, three step-brothers, and one step-sister from Bruce Jenner.

*According to Wikipedia she has allegedly has plastic surgery on her cheeks, nose, eyes, butt and chest.

*Her dad was OJ’s bestie, Robert Kardashian who read the famous OJ “suicide” note when he was driving around LA in the white Bronco with Al Cowlings. He passed away in 2003.

*Her sister, Kourtney Kardashian was on “Filthy Rich Cattle Drive.” There also is another sister named Khloe…their mother is named Kris. You know…it might have been easier to use a “C” people. I really hate when parents go all wacky with kids names.

So there you go. In case you wondered you this girl is she is also likes famous socialites like herself, and whoring herself out on every red carpet there is. This sex tape is totally staged. Digital video isn’t that good and also it is shot way to well for it to be a real sex tape like Paris’s. I’m just waiting for the Nicole Richie sex tape. You know that she and Joel are planning it now for when their stars start to fade. Note to them, play music in the background…honestly these tapes are getting boring. I need a soundtrack.

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