Hey, Let’s Get Creepy

Everyone knows about Beyonce taking the Sports Illustrated Cover. But what you may have missed is a striking womyn named Brooklyn Decker appearing in the same issue. Yes, she sounds like a sandwich but she’s quite lovely all the same.

Here’s the weird thing. Someone thought it would be wonderful idea to pose her with Jimmy Buffet, who is in fact 97.5 years old. Do you think he gave her his number afterwards? I had a Jimmy Buffet phase AND a SI Swimsuit issue phase so it’s nothing personal but the photo really creeped me out.

Also, I can tell you, never again will a page on a swimsuit issue be cropped so swiftly by our nation’s teenagers.

*photos courtesy of Sports Illustrated

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