Harry Potter’s Ass

Um, so, I think this kid’s 17, so I may actually be trafficking in kiddie porn here. If that’s the case, um — authorities? — if you could just kindly alert me I will gladly take this picture down. Until then, our favorite Equustrian, Daniel Radcliffe, continues to take his clothing off for promo shots. Rumor has it the actual play contains full frontal nudity, so it’s really just a matter of time before some Harry Potter cock makes the Internet rounds (holy Christ, I just said “Harry Potter cock”). Seriously — this kid was born in July of 1989. Am I really that bad at math or does that make him underage still? Is that legal in Britain? Underage penises? On stage?

I am all for this kid building a career independent of Harry Potter, but is this kind of reminiscent of Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls for anyone else? Like, we get it, Jessie Spano. You can play a different character. But you know what I’d really pay to see? Daniel Radcliffe doing the caffeine-pill episode of Saved by the Bell. “I’m so excited! I’m so, I’m so … scared!!” Okay okay I’m rambling now. Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado: Harry Potter’s ass.

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