Nicole’s pretty much been off our radar since her December journey westward on the east-bound 143. Hopefully this means she is pulling a Lohan and getting her ass sober again. But she’ll still have to face the consequences of her Vicodin-inspired trek. Nicole’s been charged with misdemeanor DUI and will be arraigned in L.A. County Superior Court on February 21. Ironically, I have a very expensive speeding ticket I should probably contest that day, but I really don’t want to drive all the way out to Glendale. Nicole, if you’re reading this, will you please pretend to be me while you’re there? Call me and I’ll fax you the papers.