Not that anyone asked for my opinion, but, based on this picture, I think this girl has several healthy toddlers living in her breasts. And when they’re done using the space, several adult men plan to rent it for polo matches. In her tummy, though? I’ve got no idea. Neither does anyone else.
Christina Aguilera is not pregnant, the singer’s rep tells Usmagazine.com.
The statement was issued in response to magazine and newspaper reports published Wednesday claiming that the 26-year-old is expecting a child.
“It’s all made up,” the rep tells Us.
An employee at the Beverly Hills kids boutique Bellini told the New York Daily News that Aguilera and her husband of more than a year, Jordan Bratman, went on a $3,000 shopping spree at the store on Saturday where she confided that she’s having a baby.
“They seemed really excited,” a worker at the boutique told the Daily News.
“She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they’d have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby.”
However, Xtina’s rep says that the employee needs to get her eyes checked because the singer was 50,000 feet in the air at the time of the supposed sighting.
“She was not at Bellini. She was on a plane to Las Vegas for the NBA appearance.”