Archive for the ‘50 Cent’ Category

50 Cent in The Condom Biz

January 11, 2007

Yahoo (slogan “we’re a giant monolith are you’re not”) broke the news today that alleged rapper 50 (or fiddy) Cent will be gracing our johnsons with the latest in rapper latex technology.

He stated:

“As opposed to being part of a safe-sex campaign, I’m going to make condoms and donate a part of the proceeds to HIV awareness.”

Well, it seems to me that if you make condoms you’re sort of in a safe sex campaign by default, as the usage of your product would constitute the very thing you say you’re not a part of. However, I respect an artist’s right to be mysterious and vague while chasing dollars. Maybe he means that instead of going door to door looking for kids having unprotected sex he’s simply going to sell condoms straight up and cut out the evangelical middle man.

One thing though; when was the last 50 Cent hit? It seems like he’s more known for hating Oprah than anything else. I guess, God willing, we can still find him in the club, bottle full of bub(bly).

50 Cent Pimp Slaps Oprah

December 1, 2006

Finally someone has put that whore Oprah in her place.

No, only screwing with you, me and Oprah are tight. However, that’s not the case with her and 50 cent. According to the acclaimed (like eight years ago) rapper:

“(She) Started out with black women’s views but has been catering to middle-aged white American women for so long that she’s become one herself.”

The article also notes that 50 cent and other rappers have been critical of Opes for not having rappers on her show.

Personally, if I ever have a show called “The SpitefulLars Show” I’m going to invite whoever the hell I want. If that doesn’t include other people of spite, well tough luck. It’s my show. Cram it. In summation, I think I’ve regrouped from calling her a naughty name to officially rushing to her defense. Go me!

PS- Sorry no shots of Oprah’s vagina.