Paris: What are you going to dress up as for Halloween, Brandon?
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Yes, yes he is.
Brandon: Lohan’s vagina.
Paris: Oh my god that is soooo funny.
Brandon: Totally. I know. I’m going to wear a big orange wig. Like a firecrotch. Except on my head. Get it?
Paris: You are, like, the most creative and witty person I know.
Brandon: Yeah. That’s probably true.
- Is Ivanka Trump dating Lance Armstong? Probably not, but there’s video of her refusing to answer questions about him, which is kind of like dating, right?
- Were you totally psyched for the remake of Revenge of the Nerds? Don’t be. They cast Kristin Cavallari in it. Bitch ruins everything.
- Britney Spears wants Annie Leibovitz to handle the publicity photos of her latest emotional crutch, Sutton Pierce.
- People who can’t get into Hyde this week: Brandon Davis, Chyna, you.
- ScoJo totally had a nose job.
- It’s official. The Tori Spelling demon spawn is en route. Quick! To the storm shelters!
- Shocker of shockers! Mel Gibson’s post-arrest anti-Semitic comments were not an isolated incident.
- 90210‘s Jennie Garth pops out another adorable kid.
- Kari Ann Peniche(‘s publicist) finally breaks her day-long silence about the abrupt and predictable end to her week-long engagement to Aaron Carter.
- Brandon Davis gets in his second fight this week. I think he and Jason Wahler have an agreement to alternate days.
- Would you like to see a (tragically, censored) video of Steve-O urinating on his own red carpet? You’re in luck!
- Paris Hilton is formally charged with that DUI she picked up earlier this month. The maximum sentence is six months in jail, so keep your fingers crossed.
- The new Killers album is available for streaming on The Leak.
- Gawker’s backstage reporting from the VMAs is worth a read.
- Remember when Ben Affleck was cool? And when he was in a movie, people wanted to see it? Yeah. Not so much now.
- You know how you can tell it’s a really slow news day? Pictures of Jamie-Lynn Spears.
- Ashlee Simpson may or may not be dating Pete Wentz. “Who is Pete Wentz?” exclaims America.
- Pre-VMA report from Page Six: Ryan Seacreast hanging with his gays; Jason Wahler makes Lauren Conrad cry; Brandon Davis may (shhhh) be on drugs.