Archive for the ‘Brandon Davis’ Category

Is Brandon Davis Still a Huge Tool?

October 31, 2006

Yes, yes he is.

Paris: What are you going to dress up as for Halloween, Brandon?

Brandon: Lohan’s vagina.
Paris: Oh my god that is soooo funny.
Brandon: Totally. I know. I’m going to wear a big orange wig. Like a firecrotch. Except on my head. Get it?
Paris: You are, like, the most creative and witty person I know.
Brandon: Yeah. That’s probably true.
Paris: Yeah.

So Much to Tell You

October 4, 2006

Paris Hilton Charged Formally with DUI

September 26, 2006

  • Kari Ann Peniche(‘s publicist) finally breaks her day-long silence about the abrupt and predictable end to her week-long engagement to Aaron Carter.

  • Would you like to see a (tragically, censored) video of Steve-O urinating on his own red carpet? You’re in luck!

  • Paris Hilton is formally charged with that DUI she picked up earlier this month. The maximum sentence is six months in jail, so keep your fingers crossed.

  • NBC has complete episodes of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip and Heroes available on its website. Not to be outdone, ABC has most of its primetime lineup available online, too. See, folks? Desperate Housewives may not be funny anymore, but boy oh boy is it ever accessible!

Picking up the Pieces: Is It Sweeps Week Yet?

September 2, 2006

Not much today, kids. Not much at all.