Archive for the ‘CaCee Cobb’ Category

Yup, Guys, Cacee Cobb and Donald Faison are Still Together

October 21, 2006


People’s interest in this topic never fails to intrigue me. But, yeah, they’re still dating. They were spotted at Hyde recently, where this picture was taken. I hate to be a bitch (I don’t know why I even bother prefacing statements that way, because it’s so not true), but Cacee’s looking a little big in the hips. I mean, it’s totally fine if you want to just let your hips get big, or allow your inner thighs to become, like, chemically bonded to one another, but do you really have to go to Hyde during the aftermath? It’s like showing up at the Ivy in full Nazi garb. We are going to write mean things about you.

[via BarbieMartini]

Odds and Ends: Nope, Still Nothing Here about Suri Cruise’s Poop

August 30, 2006
  • I haven’t posted about Donald Faison and Cacee Cobb in at least two days. So you’ll all be relieved to know that they showed up together to TV Guide’s Post-Emmy bash at Social Hollywood. I think it’s time to stop speculating and start coping. They’re a couple.
  • Gwen Stefani is boycotting the VMAs because she tries really hard to sing good and dance sexy but she just really feels like they’re being nicer to Kelly Clarkson and sometimes she feels picked on like they just really don’t care if they hurt her feelings and it’s just not faaaaiiiir.
  • Yes, okay, here’s the Beyonce nip slip. Are you happy? Now leave me to wallow in the sad, Beyonce-nip-slip-posting life I’ve created for myself. I wanted to write literary fiction once, you know.

Box-Office Hits for Your Weekend

August 26, 2006

Just a few random clips I thought I’d leave for anyone who swings by this weekend.

Remember when Jessie Spano was abusing caffeine pills? Yes, you do. You reminisce about it at least once weekly with your friends. Unless you’re one of the people who keeps showing up on this site searching for Cacee Cobb and Donald Faison, in which case you are 14 at best, and the only thing you know about Mark-Paul Gosselaar is that he died in a car accident at least 5 times before you finished elementary school.

Speaking of Donald Faison’s love interests, here’s Garden State as a horror trailer, via The Trailer Mash.

And last but not least, probably the most appropriate use of a treadmill I’ve seen in years. Thanks to Alex for the link.

Lunch Break Quickies

August 24, 2006

Why Do You People Care So Much about Donald Faison & Cacee Cobb?

August 23, 2006

It is truly a mystery to me, but you show up here in droves each day via search terms like “cacee & donald” or “cacee cobb and donald faison,” and lord only knows how many of you would end up here if you spelled their names correctly. I guess I’m further out of touch than I’d believed; why anyone cares about these two individually or together eludes me.

But anyway.

E! Online’s Lara Morgenson says they showed up hand-in-hand at Justin Timberlake’s HOB show last week.

So there you go. Cacee Cobb and Donald Faison are totally doing it. How’s that for knowing your audience?

Boo-yah.

Cacee Cobb & Donald Faison, Together At Last

August 14, 2006

Yes, Jessica Simpson’s ultra-annoying former BFF and the kick-ass Zack Braff sidekick from Scrubs are rumored to be bumping uglies. I heard about this on Molly Good, who has some interesting observations on the subject (“either she’s bearable or he’s not nearly as cool as he comes off”), and I suggest you instruct your RSS to track further updates through her, because I don’t know how much of this I’ll be able to follow without feeling queasy.