Archive for the ‘Daniel Craig’ Category

Even Communism Can’t Stop Bond

November 17, 2006

I’ll echo my Evil sis’ thoughts on Daniel Craig being hunkish but I do have some reservations about the pursed lips that Craig comes dangerously close to flouting in Casino Royale. If he clenches his cheeks just a little more he’s entered Courtney Taylor of the Dandy Warhols territory which is not a place you want to be.

I do have good news though. China has reviewed the film and found no reason it can’t be shown without editing. Mission Impossible 3 was edited to hell because it showed China in an unflatteringly light. And don’t even get me started on Memoirs of a Geisha. I think I read the Chinese government issued some type of fatwa against that.

EvilBeet, I’m doing my best to get us banned in Bejiing!

Daniel Craig is Hot

November 17, 2006

I was a little hesitant, much like the rest of the free world, when they announced that Daniel Craig would fill Pierce Brosnan’s shoes as the new 007. I knew he had rocked Sienna Miller and done a movie called “Layer Cake” but other than that I was a little taken aback. I loved Pierce Brosnan. He was the sexy Englishman that I’ve been looking for all my life. Daniel Craig seemed more “dirty hot.” Well I am seeing this movie pronto because this man is super sexy. This photo above demonstrates why the ladies will love Daniel Craig.

I have also heard fantastic things about the film. It is supposed to be a darker take on 007, how he got his license to kill. At least Denise Richards isn’t in it. She was the worst Bond girl ever. Here is a snippet of a great review.

“The new film is a crackling adaptation, and heartwarmingly old-school. Casino Royale opens in black and white, features a grainy bathroom brawl, and just when you’re getting used to the way this Bond kicks, makes him jump up and shoot at the camera, making the screen go red. Wow. Cut to a superbly animated title sequence and the finest Bond song since the Sean Connery films (It’s called You Know My Name. Chris Cornell, take a bow) and the purists are enthralled. This is bloody classic.”

There you go ladies and gentlemen! Check it out this weekend.

Weekend Round-Up

November 6, 2006

Oh thank heavens. Aaron Carter and Jack Osbourne are feuding. And here I was worried it was going to be another slow news week. [AllieIsWired]

Heather Locklear and David Spade left Mr. Chow’s in the same car, so, as a responsible journalist, I must assume they are dating again. [SplashNews]

YouTube quickly pulled the video of the Kanye West tirade at the MTV Europe VMAs, but Google doesn’t own iFilm yet. Boo-yah. [iFilm]

Daniel Craig is getting rave reviews as the new 007, but it seems he has a bit of a potty mouth. This link also has the long version of the Casino Royale trailer. [The Bosh]

If you weren’t fortunate enough to attend Shanna Moakler’s Las Vegas divorce party in person, you can experience all the emotional health and maturity in these pictures. I hope you get a good, hearty laugh out of them, like I’m sure her children will. [ICYDK]

Don’t stock up on Vaseline just yet — it’s only a rumor thus far — but there is, allegedly, a Scarlett Johansson sex tape in existence, and someone is trying to sell it. [Eluid]

Paris and Nicole pose for their very first pictures as a reunited couple. Nicole’s dyed her hair dark brown — it actually looks nice — and, I could be dreaming, but, based on several pictures I’ve seen of her from this weekend, it looks like she may actually be putting on some weight. Way to go, Nicole! [Rappy’s]