With Britney Spears safely in rehab, there’s room for a new superstar in Hollywood, and this guy knows it. He’s started the website PagingAriGold.com, a blog dedicated to attracting the attention of fictitious Hollywood super-agent Ari Gold. Googling the term “Ari Gold” produces a sponsored link to his website (although I discovered it while googling Kevin Connolly, so it appears he’s branching out). The site has three entries, two of which include his video pleas to Ari and his assistant, Lloyd. I’m fairly certain this guy is joking, in which case it’s fabulous (but subtle) humor. If he’s not joking, it’s even funnier. I’ve included the videos here.
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This talented parrot has very little to do with celebrity gossip (well, there’s a small bit involving Mario Lopez, so maybe that counts), but it’s about the cutest/funniest/most talented damn parrot on the planet, so I wanted to share.
We talk a lot of shit about Lindsay Lohan around here, but this song, “Beautiful Life,” from her latest album, A Little More Personal, is honestly my favorite song to listen to when I’m really sad. It always cheers me up a little. So, as Slow News Week draws to its grinding, painful close, I thought I’d share it with you all.
This is my contribution to slow news week. Tori Amos sings “Taxi Ride” live on Oxygen. I love this song. I love Tori. At least half of you are gay, so I know you do, too. Enjoy.
Check out this promo for the interview The Insider recently did with Anna Nicole Smith. They had five cameras! And a senior producer! Anna does look amazing in these clips, and either she’s seriously polished up her acting chops or she really did open up to them, because the emotions look pretty raw. As the senior producer helpfully voices over, “she was still in pain.” Ms. Producer also takes note of the “unique bond” between Anna and her newborn baby. If you squint, it’s almost like the bond between a mother and her child.
Prep your TiVos, kids!
With a Teen People camera crew following her, Brooke Hogan spends $900 at LF in NYC. After the cameras leave, she sends a flack to return most of it. [Page Six]
Aw, Mischa Barton is crying. That means she’s hungry. [Celebrity Smack]
The extended trailer for the sixth season of 24 is online, so you can have some brand new imagery for your Jack Bauer fantasies. [Tabloid Whore]
Check out side-by-side pictures of Madonna in 1979 and daughter Lourdes this year. My guess is little David will not bear the same resemblance. [WOW Report]
Steve Irwin’s widow is not happy that the guys from South Park are already poking fun at his death. [HGW]
Once again. I love John Krasinski.
As she is drunk out of her skull on this appearance on Charlotte Church’s U.K. television show.