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Late-Night Links

February 23, 2007

Prince Harry has officially been deployed to Iraq, where his Nazi garb should go over particularly well. [A Socialite’s Life]

Rumor has it Jennifer Lopez will be performing on American Idol in April. [IBBB]

Wow, even a wax version of Rachael Ray annoys me. [Agent Bedhead]

Nick Cannon marries a Victoria’s Secret model he started dating three weeks ago. In Vegas. Oh, like you wouldn’t. [Cele|bitchy]

The Britney “Shears” Photoshop contest. Seriously, some goddamn genius made a Smashing Pumpkins call. A must-see. [Stereogum]

That bothersome buzzing noise coming from the outer edges of the blogosphere is Kim Kardashian, still fucking talking about a sex tape that has nothing to do with Britney Spears or Anna Nicole. [Warship]

The video of the Judge Seidlin Show pilot Anna Nicole Smith verdict. [Ninja Dude]

Larry Birkhead claims that Anna Nicole miscarried a child by him in 2005. Additionally, he asserts that Princess Di used to send him naked pictures of herself, that Dana Plato planned to tattoo his face on her ass, and that there is an invisible purple elephant doing the Macarena in the middle of the room right now. Go ahead, prove him wrong. [INO]

Nobody Cares About Paris Hilton’s Birthday :(

February 20, 2007

Paris Hilton was without any of her BFFs du jour at her 26th birthday party in Las Vegas this past weekend. Nicole Richie was supposed to show — Paris even announced on the microphone that she was “on her way” — but she never made it. The most recent “victim” of a sex tape release, Kim Kardashian, wasn’t even invited, despite being one of Paris’ best friends during the past year. “She didn’t want Kim on the red carpet stealing her thunder,” said a source. If this is true, it’s totally ironic, because Kim Kardashian was the least of Paris’ attention-stealing problems on Saturday night. This really just makes me love Britney even more. Happy 26th, Paris! You’re getting old, beyotch, in more ways than one.

Things That Didn’t Happen to Anna Nicole Smith Today

February 9, 2007

Elle MacPherson hasn’t gotten laid in two years. Cry me a river. [Cele|bitchy]

Hilary Duff releases the music video for “With Love.” [POTP]

Kim Kardashian pretends like her sex tape still matters to anyone. [The Blemish]

Fashion Week bravely trudges forward in the wake of such tragedy. [MollyGood]

Mary-Kate Olsen is that drunken slut you always kind of knew Michelle Tanner would grow up to be. [Celebslam]

Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are probably bumping uglies again. [Celebrity Smack]

Fun Facts About Kim Kardashian

February 9, 2007

Want to learn some things about America’s Newest Porn star?
Here are are some fun facts about Kim Kardashian.

*She has been married before to Damon Thomas.

*She is of Armenian and Iranian decent.

*Of COURSE she has a MySpace. Of course it also has a large amount of sexually suggestive photos.

*She is related to Brody Jenner (ex boyfriend of essentially every “it” girl in Hollywood)

*To explain the above. Her step-dad is Olympic Games gold medalist Bruce Jenner. She has nine brothers and sisters: three full siblings, two half-sisters, three step-brothers, and one step-sister from Bruce Jenner.

*According to Wikipedia she has allegedly has plastic surgery on her cheeks, nose, eyes, butt and chest.

*Her dad was OJ’s bestie, Robert Kardashian who read the famous OJ “suicide” note when he was driving around LA in the white Bronco with Al Cowlings. He passed away in 2003.

*Her sister, Kourtney Kardashian was on “Filthy Rich Cattle Drive.” There also is another sister named Khloe…their mother is named Kris. You know…it might have been easier to use a “C” people. I really hate when parents go all wacky with kids names.

So there you go. In case you wondered you this girl is she is also likes famous socialites like herself, and whoring herself out on every red carpet there is. This sex tape is totally staged. Digital video isn’t that good and also it is shot way to well for it to be a real sex tape like Paris’s. I’m just waiting for the Nicole Richie sex tape. You know that she and Joel are planning it now for when their stars start to fade. Note to them, play music in the background…honestly these tapes are getting boring. I need a soundtrack.


February 8, 2007

Check out a clip from the Kim Kardashian sex tape. I really hope it gets more interesting than this. She’s a beautiful girl and all, but Paris set the sex-tape bar pretty damn high, and this clip is really, really dull in comparison. I read that there were golden showers involved originally, but that they’d been cut before the final release. If that’s not proof that Kim’s involved in this, I don’t know what is.

Update: Ha ha ha, Perez sucks. That was smart, though, dear. Credit where credit is due. Anyway the clip is here.

Late-Night Links

February 6, 2007

Best and worst of Super Bowl ads. []

Ryan Phillippe is all about fatherhood. That and cheating on his wife. [PopSugar]

Kimora Lee gets all lesbo at Cipriani. [Cele|bitchy]

Kim Kardashian takes a page from the Paris Hilton playbook, keeps the sex tape rumors alive. [The Blemish]

Jessica Simpson dyes her hair auburn, colors face to match. [Pop on the Pop]

Ron Jeremy and Paris Hilton once played a little game of I’ll-show-you-mine-if-you’ll-show-me-yours in a bathroom stall. If they wanted to see each other’s naughty bits, they both could have saved some time and checked the Internet. [Warship]

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her cleavage hit up The Ivy for some publicity lunch. Oh, Love. I don’t even know what you’re working on now. The Horse Whisperer? Or something? You’ll always be that girl who gave it up to Bailey Salinger in my mind. [Rappy’s]

Ryan O’Neal understands that the publics needs — nay, deserves — a full account of his fireplace-poker-swinging battle with his son. [Defamer]

Jeff Zucker takes the reins at NBC. Hang on tight. [Jossip]

Late-Night Links

January 12, 2007

Howard Stern gets David Arquette to dish on the Brad/Jen split. [INO]

Kate Moss may be a hopeless cocaine addict, but she’s an addict who can sell some clothes. Burberry knows this. [Celeb Warship]

Trust me, if the Kim Kardashian sex tape exists, no one wants it to hit the Internet more than Kim Kardashian. [Bossip]

Father of the Year Kevin Federline announces that the forfeit of his relationship with Sean and Jayden is worth $25M per kid. [The Blemish]

A pregnant Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott hit the press junkets. [Teddy and Moo]

Justin Timberlake takes his face out of Scarlett’s breasts for long enough to issue a formal break-up statement with Cameron Diaz. [Faded Youth]

Spicy Pants from Celebrity Smack is going to be on the radio! Be sure to tune in and listen. [Celebrity Smack]

MK from popbytes has 30 Seconds to Blog for an AOL webcast and he does a fantastic job. [popbytes]

The Up-and-Coming "It" Girls

December 29, 2006

Move over, Paris Hilton. You’re getting old, literally and figuratively. A whole new crop of beauties are prepared to storm the Hollywood scene in an attempt to become the next “it” girl. Here are some of our top contenders for 2007.

5. Kim Kardashian. The daughter of the late O.J. Simpson trial attorney, Robert Kardashian, made a splash on the Hollywood scene this year, hitting up hot spots with sometime BFF Paris Hilton (who thanked her in the liner notes of her album). She’s been linked romantically with Nick Lachey and Nick Cannon, and the 26-year-old with a booty to rival J.Lo’s promises to hang around in the spotlight through 2007.

4. Leona Lewis. The Londoner sang her way onto the radar on both sides of the pond as she sailed to victory on the U.K.’s X Factor. She won over the heart of American gossip blogger Perez Hilton, who ran YouTube clips of her on his website regularly. It is rumored that, after she took the X Factor crown, Whitney Houston herself called to congratulate her. This young woman promises to be a fixture on the American and British music scenes in the next year.

3. Ashley Tisdale. This 21-year-old was rocketed to fame with the surprise success of Disney’s High School Musical. She’s been spotted at a range of Hollywood parties, but has generally stayed out of the gossip pages. Look for that to change next year, as the release of her solo album in February and the summer release of High School Musical 2 raise her profile.

2. Katharine McPhee. Another product of a television talent competition, American Idol runner-up Kat McPhee graced the pages of far more magazines than its winner, gray-haired Taylor Hicks. The 22-year-old, who began the competition with a quiet, homely look, has transformed into a total sexpot, with a series of commanding photo shoots and personal interviews. Her eponymous debut album will be released in January of next year, and you can expect to see and hear much more of this young woman.

1. Hayden Panettiere. This 17-year-old stunner has been around on the soap scene for a while, but she made her mark this year on the mainstream as the cheerleader in need of saving on NBC’s hit Heroes. She’s dated Laguna Beach’s Stephen Colletti, and her debut album, produced by Britney Spears paramour J.R. Rotem, will be released in the spring of next year. She’s talented and she’s adorable, and, with any luck, it’ll turn out she has a drinking problem, too, because this girl is definitely one to watch in 2007.