Archive for the ‘Lance Armstrong’ Category

Things That Didn’t Happen to Anna Nicole Smith Today

February 9, 2007

Elle MacPherson hasn’t gotten laid in two years. Cry me a river. [Cele|bitchy]

Hilary Duff releases the music video for “With Love.” [POTP]

Kim Kardashian pretends like her sex tape still matters to anyone. [The Blemish]

Fashion Week bravely trudges forward in the wake of such tragedy. [MollyGood]

Mary-Kate Olsen is that drunken slut you always kind of knew Michelle Tanner would grow up to be. [Celebslam]

Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong are probably bumping uglies again. [Celebrity Smack]

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So Much to Tell You

October 4, 2006

Gyllenhaal & McConaughey Not Super-Gay, Just Method Acting

August 23, 2006

There’s been plenty of gossip this summer regarding the apparent love triangle between Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong. The three have been photographed together almost as frequently as they’ve been photographed shirtless these past few months. With that Sheryl “The Beard” Crow out of the way, we all just assumed the man-love was running rampant. Now it appears there may be a less debaucherous explanation for their behavior: both Gyllenhaal and McConaughey were up for the role of Lance Armstrong in his upcoming biopic. Gyllenhaal won out, so brace yourself for Brokeback Mountain, but this time with more Spandex.