Archive for the ‘Matt Leinart’ Category


December 31, 2006

Miss Britney Spears was spotted at Scottsdale’s Jackrabbit Club last night getting hot and heavy with none other than Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart!

Our Scottsdale spies contacted us this morning to let us know that Britney was at the club — trashed out of her mind and muttering that she could “totally lose the weight again if she wanted to” — and later was hooking up with Leinart. Brit spent the earlier part of the evening at Scottsdale’s Sanctuary, her favorite local resort.

Leinart used to get it on with Britney’s former BFF Paris Hilton, who is apparently no longer so close to Britney, as the heiress has been heard referring to Brit unlovingly as “The Animal.” Is this Britney’s revenge?

As happy as I’m sure this makes Paris, certainly no one is enjoying this more than Brynn Cameron, the mother of Leinart’s son, who was born in late October.

We are working on getting photos of the two during their make-out session — they apparently exist, and hopefully they’ll surface soon.

It’s a Boy for Matt Leinart and Brynn Cameron

October 26, 2006

Congratulations to the Heisman trophy winner and his girlfriend, USC basketball standout Brynn Cameron. The couple welcomed their first child, a boy named Cole Cameron Leinart, on Tuesday morning. Matt has been linked in the past to Paris Hilton and Kristin Cavallari. While he’s been dating Brynn on and off since early 2005, he has yet to appear in a single picture with her, which is why we have to keep running that damn USC basketball shot whenever we write about them.

Matt Leinart to Reproduce

August 30, 2006

People reports that Arizona Cardinals quarterback and all-around hottie Matt Leinart has knocked up some chick he banged. Her name is Brynn Cameron. She’s a 20-year-old junior at USC and the most attractive female college basketball player in the history of the world. According to People, she will “sit out the upcoming basketball season,” which gives me the much-needed confidence that this girl has the sort of informed decision-making skills crucial to motherhood.

As many of you may know, Leinart has been linked romantically to songstress Paris Hilton. So I suppose the good news here is that Leinart saved his irresponsible sperm donation for some chick we don’t care about, and we will not have to deal with the media frenzy that would surely surround a Paris Hilton pregnancy, culminating in the national discussion on whether or not it is appropriate for her to take a child to Hyde in an oversized Fendi bag.

(I hope you people didn’t think I was being serious about the “songstress” part.)

I wish them the best; I’m sure the whole Leinart family will find as much joy in the Arizona Cardinal’s Pink Taco Stadium as Matt once found in Paris’s.