Archive for the ‘Mild Porn’ Category

Kiddie Porn or Child Models?

October 25, 2006

There’s been quite a bit of discussion on the interwebs lately about this model at the Ashley Paige show at L.A. Fashion Week. Such a young girl in such a small bikini. People want to know what on earth her mother was thinking. I agree! I mean, if my six-year-old daughter was offered the opportunity to walk a fashion week runway in a barely-there bikini, I’d make damn sure she didn’t have any tan lines!

Rick Salomon and Eve?

October 16, 2006


In Touch magazine is reporting that Rick Salomon and rapper Eve were spotted getting cozy at Hyde nightclub. Is the infamous Eiffel-towered star of One Night in Paris planning to title his sequel Summer’s Eve? Or perhaps Paris Hilton’s former boyfriend has finally found a starlet willing to insert a liquor bottle into her lady parts while being videotaped, an area in which Paris was a grave disappointment. Eve does have a history of sex toys and videotape. Regardless of their individual rationales, rest assured that the real loser here is you, as you’re sure to be up all night, engaged in a Jacobian wrestling match with the God of your personal allegiances, struggling to determine which of them you actually care less about.

[via Bossip]

Amber Tamblyn Nip Slip

October 9, 2006


Where’s your God now, Joan of Arcadia?

Get the uncensored versions here and here.

There is a Human Penis on a Dog in an Ikea Ad

October 3, 2006

Those wacky Swedes!
[via MollyGood]

Cameron Diaz Nip Slip

October 3, 2006


Get the uncensored version here. See what happens when you try to have the ‘razzi charged with assualt, Cam? YOUR TIT ENDS UP ON THE INTERNET. Did you learn your lesson?

Lunchtime Quickies: Nick Carter Would Like You to Hate Paris Hilton, Watch His Television Program

September 27, 2006

  • God bless the British press. They’ve got a pic of cocaine in its natural habitat — the inside of Kate Moss’s nose.
  • If the standard blow-up doll isn’t doing the trick anymore, you can bid on an actual Fembot on eBay.
  • Nick Carter: “Paris Hilton is a psychotic evil whore blah blah blah blah hey by the way I have a television show coming out.”
  • Jamie Pressly gets engaged and Kate Hudson files for divorce.
  • Do you want a George W. Bush butt plug? Perhaps for use in conjunction with your Fembot? Okay, okay. Just promise you’ll think about it.
  • ABC’s website has a clip of the Terri Irwin interview that will air on 20/20 tonight.
  • I can’t believe I am linking to Perez Hilton just because I agree with his taste, but I am. Regina Spektor rocks, and when you’re done listening to the new Killers album, you should check her out.
  • Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje ayddibug ukilolopoti yi Abptu daka-daka shrekpiti.

Jessica Biel is Kissing a Girl

September 15, 2006

I’m pretty busy today, so posting may be slow, but I figure this’ll keep you guys entertained for at least the next couple of hours. Thank you, Jessica Biel; in your desperation, I find hope.

BREAKING: Tom Cruise Still Gay

September 14, 2006

Yes, folks, it’s that time of year again! A male prostitute claims to have had a gay dalliance with Tom Cruise! And someone is using it to try to sell a book! Hollywood Interrupted was “leaked” a chapter. In it, “Big Red” talks about his sexual misadventures with Tom Cruise during the filming of Eyes Wide Shut, as well as his rendezvous with other big name stars. It’s definitely not a PG read, and it’s not in line to win either a Pulitzer or a spelling bee, but please, please try to hang in there until Red deftly compares anal intercourse with Garth Brooks to “fucking a whale.” Because, you know, how funny is that?

Tired of Masturbating to that Same Old Picture of Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina?

September 12, 2006

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I kid, I kid. As if anyone who reads this site is into women.

But we are all into the humiliation of other women, particularly those considered more beautiful, important and rich than ourselves. So get the uncensored version of this pic through Perez. It’s Lindsay Lohan’s vagina, again, in all its hairless glory.

Is it possible she is doing this on purpose? This is the second time in 2 weeks. With all the shopping this girl does, by this point you’d think she’d have bought some underwear.

Lindsay Lohan’s Vagina is on the Internet Today

September 5, 2006


Get the uncensored version through Perez.

This looks a little Photoshopped to me, honestly, but far be it from me to ruin everyone else’s fun. So Lindsay Lohan’s vagina, folks, on the Internet today! And we’d had such a calm weekend, Lohan-genitalia-wise.