Archive for the ‘Mild Porn’ Category

Odds and Ends: Nope, Still Nothing Here about Suri Cruise’s Poop

August 30, 2006
  • I haven’t posted about Donald Faison and Cacee Cobb in at least two days. So you’ll all be relieved to know that they showed up together to TV Guide’s Post-Emmy bash at Social Hollywood. I think it’s time to stop speculating and start coping. They’re a couple.
  • Gwen Stefani is boycotting the VMAs because she tries really hard to sing good and dance sexy but she just really feels like they’re being nicer to Kelly Clarkson and sometimes she feels picked on like they just really don’t care if they hurt her feelings and it’s just not faaaaiiiir.
  • Yes, okay, here’s the Beyonce nip slip. Are you happy? Now leave me to wallow in the sad, Beyonce-nip-slip-posting life I’ve created for myself. I wanted to write literary fiction once, you know.

Oh Good, There Was an Emmy Nip-Slip

August 28, 2006

Mindy Kaling from The Office, we thank you. We promise to learn how to pronounce your name. Later, though. [Best Week Ever]

Penelope Cruz’s Right Breast, Among Other Things

August 18, 2006

Whatever Perez Hilton is Doing to Lindsay Lohan, I Want to Do It, Too

August 16, 2006


There’s more where that came from. Note that the other woman present is her mother.

Hi Do You Wanna See Lindsay Lohan’s Breast for the Eighth Time This Week?

August 14, 2006



I’m still paying penance for that Indra Nooyi bit (you know, you can tell your friends about it tonight and sound really smart), so here ya go. I figure between Lindsay Lohan’s decision to “accidentally” flash some photogs today and PepsiCo’s decision to appoint its first female CEO, we average out somewhere around Paris Hilton burying her goat in the plot next to Marilyn Monroe (for the record, I’m fairly certain this is a joke that fell into the wrong hands, but only time will tell).

Anyway…

It actually looks real. And pretty hot. I gotta hand it to La Lohan lately, her body’s been rocking, although I could do without most of her “fashion” misadventures.

Wanna See a Mrs. Hilton Nip Shot?

August 10, 2006

Oh, you didn’t? Speak up sooner next time…

Getting the Party Started: Pink Pees in Public

August 4, 2006

The pictures are so gross I won’t even have them on my website. But I feel you all need to at least be aware that this happened.

Lindsay Lohan in a Tight White Wife Beater with No Bra

August 2, 2006


Don’t say I never do anything nice for you.

I really want to know what is in her left hand. Is that a Coke bottle? Like, a bonafide Coke bottle? Where do you buy Coke bottles? I really want one now. I feel like Coke just tastes better that way. Like a little taste of the carefree days of the ’50s. When women wore cone bras. We should bring back cone bras. Who’s with me?