Archive for the ‘Naomi Campbell’ Category

Naomi Campbell Will Fuck You Right Up

November 14, 2006

The latest headline from the SfGate.com “Daily Dish” has Naomi Campbell whuppin’ some ass again. Lookey here:

“Naomi Campbell reportedly has been charged with assaulting an actress friend last year. The alleged assault took place in a Rome, Italy, hotel in July 2005, with Campbell’s friend Yvonne Scio claiming she needed hospital treatment for cuts and bruises to her face, according to British newspaper the Mail on Sunday. In an interview with Italian magazine Chi, Scio describes what she insists was a horrific attack.”

A horrific attack! The damn near 5’10” Campbell spit out her mouth guard and carved Scio up like a turkey. The story continues:

“She pushed me against a wall and tried to scratch my face. Then she punched me two of three times in the face really violently and there was blood everywhere. I was petrified. I couldn’t even cry because I was in such pain. I was stunned. She was like Mike Tyson.”

Well, actually, she’d be a little worse than Tyson because I don’t think he has three other civil assault cases hanging over his head.

But If you ask me that Italian bitch was asking for it.

Won’t You Stay for a Link?

October 26, 2006

Dude, Naomi, mellow out a little. Light up a joint, cut a line, just relax. Supermodel Campbell is arrested — again — for assault, this time for scratching up the face of her drug counselor. [Staralicious]

A run-down of your favorite TV show theme songs, complete with video clips. You don’t know how wonderful it is to listen to the 90210 theme over and over again until you’ve tried it. [Pajiba]

I think Howard K. Stern paid this woman to file court papers claiming she’s the real mother of Michael Jackson’s children, because she makes Anna Nicole look like Isaac Asimov. [Glitterati]

In case your TiVo malfunctioned, Hollyscoop has a good summary of Madonna’s Oprah interview. [Hollyscoop]

Cute new pics of Madonna adoptee David Ritchie (nee Banda). [Just Jared]

A game of mad libs as played by Rachel Zoe and Wes Anderson, respectively. [The Gilded Moose]

America loves Karen Walker. Megan Mullally? Not so much. [Jossip]