Archive for the ‘Nick Carter’ Category

What Happened to Aaron Carter?

October 31, 2006

Seriously people, what happened to Aaron Carter? He used to be a cute little tween star who dated Hilary Duff and now, after watching an episode of “House of Carters” I am shocked. He looks strung out and is covered in tattoos. It is sad because he really has had a messed up home life.

I know that poor Aaron has been through a lot. In 2003, his mother and sister spoke out during the Michael Jackson hysteria and admitted that he had spent a night in the superstar’s Neverland Ranch. They publicly wondered if anything had happened between the two. I bet that was a healthy thing for Aaron, you know, to deny he was MOLESTED by Michael Jackson because his mother brought it up in the media. Following this, he also severed ties with his mother when he claimed that she took $100,000 out of his bank account.

This site claims that during the height of his teen fame Aaron spent “$1,500 to $2,000 on drugs every month.” This claim was substantiated by the National Enquirer who came out with the above picture of Aaron reportedly smoking pot when he was 15.

Then he proposes to his 22-year-old former-Playboy-model fiancee Kari Anne Peniche in Vegas and quickly takes it back. I hope Nick Carter is helping his little bro because his E! True Hollywood Story is on its way.

You Win, Nick Carter

October 23, 2006

I can’t hate you anymore. I can no longer despise your desperate and embarrassing pleas for attention and publicity. It takes too much energy. So I’ve decided to embrace you, and all the glorious Paris Hilton shit-talking that comes along with you.

The latest stop on Nick’s “Fuck Paris Hilton/Watch My TV Show” tour is Britain’s News of the World, where Carter states that Paris “was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex. She relied on drugs and drinks to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform. I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out.”

He accuses Hilton of smuggling drugs overseas, stating that “if she was going overseas, she’d cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis. She had to have her own private stash with her at all times regardless of the consequences.”

Continues Carter: “The only thing that made her happy was her own reflection. She spends so much time looking at herself in the mirror telling herself how gorgeous she is.”

Keep it up, Nick. We’re digging it now.

Suddenly I Believe Nick Carter Beat up Paris Hilton

October 3, 2006

A clip from House of Carters. What an ass. And it appears Aaron Carter has a habit of picking up his brother’s sloppy seconds.

Nick Carter Cheated on Paris Hilton with Ashlee Simpson

October 2, 2006


Please, people, for the love of all that’s holy, watch House of Carters. Because he’s not going to stop until you do. And if we have to find out that he made a sex tape involving mice in condoms and Liza Minnelli, no one wins.

Is This for Real? Nick Carter Lost His Virginity to Debra LaFave

September 29, 2006

These Carter kids are really invested in their upcoming reality show, House of Carters. I thought they’d pulled out the big guns when Aaron proposed to a Playboy model earlier in the month (he quickly rescinded the offer). But they were just getting started.

We bloggers are gonna write about that damn show each and every day, and if it means Nick Carter has to admit to losing his virginity to and currently being a little bit in love with an infamous pedophile on Howard Stern’s radio show, THEN THAT IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

Nick Carter told Stern that, as a teenager, he lost his virginity to Debra LaFave, the Florida eighth-grade teacher who was arrested for having a lot of sex with her 14-year-old student. LaFave was 23 at the time. Carter and LaFave met — where else? — in church. Their budding relationship ended when LaFave cheated on him with a chick.

Nick — who’s been linked to Paris Hilton and Willa Ford — also says that “a lot of the girls I’ve had the best sex with or best anything with have been just normal girls.” And by “normal girls” he of course means “insecure groupies who’ll seriously put anything in their ass. Like, anything, guys.”

But the “normal girls” can’t hold a candle to LaFave’s brand of crazy hot chick. Nick shares that she is the best lay he’s ever had, and that “I always thought I wanted to go back and rekindle it with her, but now it’s too late for that.”

I smell a cameo.

Lunchtime Quickies: Nick Carter Would Like You to Hate Paris Hilton, Watch His Television Program

September 27, 2006

  • God bless the British press. They’ve got a pic of cocaine in its natural habitat — the inside of Kate Moss’s nose.
  • If the standard blow-up doll isn’t doing the trick anymore, you can bid on an actual Fembot on eBay.
  • Nick Carter: “Paris Hilton is a psychotic evil whore blah blah blah blah hey by the way I have a television show coming out.”
  • Jamie Pressly gets engaged and Kate Hudson files for divorce.
  • Do you want a George W. Bush butt plug? Perhaps for use in conjunction with your Fembot? Okay, okay. Just promise you’ll think about it.
  • ABC’s website has a clip of the Terri Irwin interview that will air on 20/20 tonight.
  • I can’t believe I am linking to Perez Hilton just because I agree with his taste, but I am. Regina Spektor rocks, and when you’re done listening to the new Killers album, you should check her out.
  • Lost star Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje ayddibug ukilolopoti yi Abptu daka-daka shrekpiti.