Archive for the ‘Nicole Richie’ Category

Late-Night Links

February 21, 2007

Yay! Trista and Ryan from The Bachelorette are expecting a baby! [Gone Hollywood]

Donald Trump may pull a Britney. [Cele|bitchy]

The Beckham’s actual reality was too dull, so they’ve created scripted characters for their “reality” show. You know, just like every other reality show ever. [POTP]

Kurt Cobain would have been forty this Tuesday. [Bree]

Reese Witherspoon and George Clooney? I’m sure this is not true, but I’ll dutifully pass along the rumor. [Holy Candy]

Paris Hilton’s birthday party in Vegas had not a single A-lister. She partied with midgets and monkeys. She’s probably going to check herself into rehab tomorrow just so someone will pay attention to her. [The Blemish]

Mischa Barton’s kid sister checks into rehab. [A Socialite’s Life]

Nicole Richie pleads not guilty to DUI, writes heartfelt thank-you letter to Britney Spears. [Hollywood Grind]

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Nobody Cares About Paris Hilton’s Birthday :(

February 20, 2007

Paris Hilton was without any of her BFFs du jour at her 26th birthday party in Las Vegas this past weekend. Nicole Richie was supposed to show — Paris even announced on the microphone that she was “on her way” — but she never made it. The most recent “victim” of a sex tape release, Kim Kardashian, wasn’t even invited, despite being one of Paris’ best friends during the past year. “She didn’t want Kim on the red carpet stealing her thunder,” said a source. If this is true, it’s totally ironic, because Kim Kardashian was the least of Paris’ attention-stealing problems on Saturday night. This really just makes me love Britney even more. Happy 26th, Paris! You’re getting old, beyotch, in more ways than one.

I Guess Mischa and Nicole Made Up

February 19, 2007


Last I heard, they hated each other, but clearly puppies make everything okay again. (Hey, Splash News, please let me keep the pics up. They’re watermarked! Puppies, Chris! Puppies!!!)

Nicole Richie Charged with DUI

February 16, 2007

Nicole’s pretty much been off our radar since her December journey westward on the east-bound 143. Hopefully this means she is pulling a Lohan and getting her ass sober again. But she’ll still have to face the consequences of her Vicodin-inspired trek. Nicole’s been charged with misdemeanor DUI and will be arraigned in L.A. County Superior Court on February 21. Ironically, I have a very expensive speeding ticket I should probably contest that day, but I really don’t want to drive all the way out to Glendale. Nicole, if you’re reading this, will you please pretend to be me while you’re there? Call me and I’ll fax you the papers.

Nicole and Joel in Cabo

January 9, 2007

A special clip of the two lovebirds, just for Hilary Duff.

Late-Night Links

January 5, 2007

Paris Hilton actually managed to get fired from her namesake Club Paris. Is there anything this girl can’t do? [The Blemish]

Pics from the Alpha Dog premiere’s after-party, with nary a Cameron Diaz in sight. [Monica Monroe]

K-Fed gets text-dissed by La Lohan. [The Superficial]

Britney Spears is back on the party scene, looking worse than I have ever, ever seen her look. The first pic is vaguely reminiscent of Rosie O’Donnell. [X17]

The “sole remaining” copy of the video of Steve Irwin’s death has been handed over to his widow. [Tabloid Whore]

Nicole Richie hires a shaman to rid her home of whatever “curse” triggered her string of bad luck in 2006. This shaman will, I assume, walk in, flush thirty-six baggies of coke down the toilet, and leave. [Junkiness]

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson’s publicity train makes a stop in Splitsville. [The Bosh]

Singer/model Tyrese allegedly punched his pregnant girlfriend in the stomach. [Gabsmash]

Late-Night Links

January 3, 2007

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer spend New Year’s Eve sucking face. [Mollygood]

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty may or may not have gotten married in Thailand on New Year’s Day. We can state with confidence, however, that they were both high. [The Superficial]

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have reportedly split for good. I bet he’s realized lately what a huge mistake it was to leave Britney and hopes to win her back. [Pop on the Pop]

Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore may be back together. [Bricks and Stones]

Heather Mills continues her quest to become the single most hated person in all of England. [Glitterati]

Photogs catch Nicole Richie sucking face with Joel Madden on New Year’s Eve. [The Blemish]

Happy New Year!

January 2, 2007

New Years was rung in with a bang by celebrities from coast to coast. Here are some highlights of how celebrities got wasted, hooked up, and ended up giving us some great stories to kick off 2007!

Britney Spears almost dies at Pure in Vegas…no wait she was just really really “tired”…more on this later. [PerezHilton]

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden made out at Ghostbar in Vegas. You think Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan had a Feud…wait till she checks this out. [Dlisted]

Lindsay Lohan just looked beat in Miami. For not drinking she looks wasted here. [Mollygood]

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss tie the knot in Phuket, Thailand. Even though he is a drug addict and she just got her career back after a cocaine arrest…it seemed like a good idea at the time. [Daily Mail]

Hope you have recovered from your hangovers…

Early Evening Links

December 19, 2006

Martha Stewart’s found an “Apprentice” that fits in just right. [A Socialite’s Life]

Christina Aguilera’s hubby, Fugly McMusicProducer, was spotted partying solo and ringless. Trouble in paradise? [Gabsmash]

Paris Hilton lies about her sex life. [The Blemish]

Shanna Moakler is just glad to see another Miss USA labeled as a drunken slut. Although, in fairness, Shanna was never accused of making out with teenage girls. [TMZ]

Nicole Richie goes grocery shopping. Hopefully for some freaking Midol. [MollyGood]

Late-Night Links (Back in Late Night)

December 14, 2006

Uh-oh. Looks like Nicole Richie’s going to jail for this latest DUI. And just when Joel Madden was getting laid for the first time in three years… [TMZ]

Britney’s new boyfriend can’t get into Hyde. Also, if you’d like to dress up as a douchebag next Halloween, you can pretty much just use the outfit he wore to The Ivy this week. Everyone will totally be like “Oh, I get it. You’re a douchebag.” [Celebitchy]

Katharine McPhee in OK magazine. I don’t know why I love her so much, but I do. [Pop on the Pop]

Jude Law plans to take his children to a South African orphanage for Christmas, to demonstrate that it is better to have a daddy who leaves your mother for a 22-year-old who he then cheats on with the nanny than it is to have no daddy at all. [Junkiness]

It is possible that Paris Hilton does cocaine. And by “possible” I of course mean “more of a sure thing than Tara Reid on St. Patrick’s Day.” [Celebrity Smack]

Finally! Someone moves away from character assassination and just plain attempts to assassinate Janice Dickinson. My money’s on a former Top Model contestant. [Hollyscoop]