Rumer Willis and Pete Wentz?

Rumer Willis, the oldest daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, has entered into a comparatively age-appropriate hook-up with Pete Wentz, reports The Sun. The two were spotted holding each other’s hands — and then some — at Hollywood hotspot Shag this weekend.

Rumer is 18 years old, and Pete, at 27, is only a year younger than Rumer’s mom’s husband, Ashton Kutcher. Her father has been linked in recent years to Brooke Burns, who is — you guessed it — barely a year old than Pete.

Wentz, the lead singer of Fall Out Boy, has dated both Ashlee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan in the past year. Interestingly, Lindsay and Rumer were often spotted hanging out together late last year, much to the reported chagrin of her step-dad, Ashton, who probably borrowed Lindsay from his buddy Wilmer Valderrama more than once back in the day … oh what a tangled web we weave.

Late-Night Links

Red-carpet photos from the U.S. premiere of Music & Lyrics, starring Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant. [Film.com]

I bet JC Chasez could give Clay Aiken some ideas about how to use an oversized turnip. [Celebslam]

Vogue‘s Anna Wintour: “You want a fat girl on the cover of my magazine? Fine. Fine. But she is not going to look good.” [DListed]

Pete Wentz makes out with boys. [POTP]

Ivanka Trump reminds us that she is nothing like Paris Hilton. Which is true, because Paris Hilton doesn’t need to name-drop Ivanka Trump in order to get people writing about her. [A Socialite’s Life]

You don’t need photographic evidence to assure yourself that Britney’s a dirty whore. But, admit it, you want it anyway. [Cele|bitchy]

Lindsay’s New Man is Ashlee’s Ex

It’s about time Lindsay Lohan took up with a new man. I’m getting tired of running stories about her drug problem. Her flavor of the month is Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, the rocker who got into the most inexplicable boxing match with a concertgoer this weekend. He is also — perhaps not coincidentally — the ex-boyfriend of Ashlee Simpson, whom Lindsay accused of dating her own ex, Wilmer Valderrama, a while back (hence Ashlee’s song “Boyfriend”).

Fun fact about Pete Wentz: his penis is on the Internet. His sidekick got raided, and the naked pics he’d taken of himself (hopefully to send to someone else and not just for his own viewing pleasure) made the Internet rounds in March (NSFW). He was bright enough to leave his face out of the nudy pics, but his pelvic art makes for a pretty easy ID. (What on earth is that thing anyway? A bat? A gremlin? Inquiring minds want to know!)

This Ain’t a Scene, It’s a Goddamn Social Commentary

I was just watching the video for Fall Out Boy’s “This Ain’t a Scene, It’s an Arm Race” (a song which I think rocks, btw), and I’d always kind of listened to it absently on the radio and figured it was about war or violence on the streets or something genuinely arms-related. After watching the video and reading the lyrics, it occurred to me that it’s probably a commentary on the Hollywood social scene and the way the celebutante wars are strategized (by the ‘tantes themselves) to play out in the tabloids and in the blogosphere. Lead singer Pete Wentz has a killer crow’s nest from which to watch this type of drama unfold, based on his relationship with Ashlee Simpson. I dunno, just thought I’d share.