She’s Not That Innocent

The saga of Miss USA/Miss Teen USA continues. Not only have reports come out saying that the two had an “inappropriate relationship” but also Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, 18, has been dropped as a spokesperson for Mother Against Drunk Driving (MADD). According to Heidi Castle, the spokesperson for MADD,

“In the past, MADD has teamed with Miss Teen USA to raise awareness about the serious and often deadly consequences of underage drinking. However, we do not feel, at this time, that Ms. Blair can be an effective spokesperson on underage drinking and will not ask her to represent MADD in future initiatives,”

So even though Tara keeps insisting that Katie is “totally innocent” I’m sure she was there by Tara’s side partying away. Really what else are two hot blondes supposed to do in New York City?
At the end of the day both these girls are hot and famous and that is how the Donald likes it.

Update: I am sorry that we can’t find a better photo of these two girls…you know something where they are in their party pants and making out. I will be searching the internet today for a Christmas miracle, ie.- some lucky dude with a camera phone that got a shot of these two girls getting it on while visibly intoxicated.

Conner Speaks

Miss USA will be keeping her crown and her swanky pad. Among the highlights of the press conference:

She says there are way too many allegations. She had a couple of nights where she drank. No comment on drug issue (YIKES).

Katie Blair “completely innocent” according to Tara (say it isn’t so).

She wouldn’t say she’s an alcoholic, that would be pushing the envelope. “We all have personal demons we have to face.” She will be drug tested, per The Donald. He also says “she’s not sure if she’s an alcoholic, which is never good.” Hmm, that seems to be in direct contradiction to her statement. Me thinks after a few more “meetings” with the Miss USA people she’ll be admitting she has a “problem.”

She will be headed to rehab right about now. If you want more opinion and info check out our brothers at TMZ.

Please Tell Me She Goes the Extra Mile Too

Did you know that before all the “bathroom coke lovin'” went down with Miss USA she lived together with Miss Universe and Miss Teen USA in a posh Manhattan apartment? I didn’t either, but I when I die I hope I can go there. See the picture of them above? Ladies, I have imported the finest cocaine to my house. Here’s a thought, let’s pretend it’s a sandy beach and have some crazy wild fun before you’re all dethroned (see, this is why Beet brought me in, crude sexual jokes that totally emphasize us men are simple creatures at heart).

Anyway, word is slowly coming out that Miss Teen USA Katie Blair was having naughty fun just like her friend Tara Conner. Only this fun must be even more fun because she’s not even allowed to legally drink. **Update** Just found out Miss USA was underage too, so no new taboo there.

Beet, please get us some details using your super secret sources. I have access to money if you need help.

Personal aside, my guess is Miss Universe was the “stay at home and knit” type. There’s always one in any group.