It’s like this: the most fool-proof way to get it to rain is to get your car washed, right?
Similarly, the obvious way to ensure your ex-husband will get Paris Hilton out of his system (or, more likely, to ensure Paris Hilton will get your ex-husband out of her system) and come back to you is to throw a goddamn “divorce party” in Las Vegas.
Well-played, Shanna. Well-played.
After a dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty split, the Meet the Barkers costars were spotted holding hands at Disneyland on Saturday, and cuddling at the Roosevelt last night. Sources say they are definitely back together.
Martha Stewart’s found an “Apprentice” that fits in just right. [A Socialite’s Life]
Christina Aguilera’s hubby, Fugly McMusicProducer, was spotted partying solo and ringless. Trouble in paradise? [Gabsmash]
Paris Hilton lies about her sex life. [The Blemish]
Shanna Moakler is just glad to see another Miss USA labeled as a drunken slut. Although, in fairness, Shanna was never accused of making out with teenage girls. [TMZ]
Nicole Richie goes grocery shopping. Hopefully for some freaking Midol. [MollyGood]
Check out this X17 video of Shanna Moakler last night, after the Dancing with the Stars finale after-party. A photog asks her if she’s talked to Paris since “the incident.” Shanna laughs and says she has not. The guy follows up by asking her what she would say to Paris if she were to talk to her. “She should take her Valtrex!” responds Moakler. Valtrex is, of course, a herpes medication. Ouch.
On a side note, Shanna’s lost most of her marriage weight and is starting to look really good again.
Oh thank heavens. Aaron Carter and Jack Osbourne are feuding. And here I was worried it was going to be another slow news week. [AllieIsWired]
Heather Locklear and David Spade left Mr. Chow’s in the same car, so, as a responsible journalist, I must assume they are dating again. [SplashNews]
YouTube quickly pulled the video of the Kanye West tirade at the MTV Europe VMAs, but Google doesn’t own iFilm yet. Boo-yah. [iFilm]
Daniel Craig is getting rave reviews as the new 007, but it seems he has a bit of a potty mouth. This link also has the long version of the Casino Royale trailer. [The Bosh]
If you weren’t fortunate enough to attend Shanna Moakler’s Las Vegas divorce party in person, you can experience all the emotional health and maturity in these pictures. I hope you get a good, hearty laugh out of them, like I’m sure her children will. [ICYDK]
Don’t stock up on Vaseline just yet — it’s only a rumor thus far — but there is, allegedly, a Scarlett Johansson sex tape in existence, and someone is trying to sell it. [Eluid]
Paris and Nicole pose for their very first pictures as a reunited couple. Nicole’s dyed her hair dark brown — it actually looks nice — and, I could be dreaming, but, based on several pictures I’ve seen of her from this weekend, it looks like she may actually be putting on some weight. Way to go, Nicole! [Rappy’s]
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