Just When You Thought You Were Out

I’ve got more Anna for ya baby!

As it turns out this Prince Von Anhalt may not be exactly on the up and up. This is a shocking claim, just shocking.

Here are a few notes on the latest:

His out-of-left-field assertion has been met largely with disbelief and boosted curiosity about the man who, the British press reports, may have paid a bankrupt princess for his title. He denies those reports. Even his age has been questioned. He says he’s 59; the German press puts him in his mid 70s.

He acknowledges making millions of dollars by passing the family title to at least 10 other people. “If someone offers you $2 million, you do it,” von Anhalt says.

Okay, sure, he’s had a few things that don’t ring of “truthiness” but there is no way he’d seek publicity in such a brazen way. What could he possibly gain? Besides the $2 million per title I mean.

Super Yikes.

Absurd Was Five Miles Ago

Beet mentioned that Zsa Zsa Husband’ Prince Frederick von Anhalt might also be the dad of the wee one. So it’s a three horse race, nothing special of note there. But PLEASE note this:

He said the two started an affair… meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife.

But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them.

To recap: He was kickin’ it with Anna. Next up, she wanted to be a princess, and hell, who doesn’t? I know I do.

One problem: the only way to do it would be to make her his adopted daughter. He was willing to go this route but jerky Queen Zsa Zsa cut them off at the pass.

In essence, he needed to make this chick his daughter so that he could continue banging her. Let that marinate for a bit.